Friday, January 06, 2006

You Know It's 2006 When...


1. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

3. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

4. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone
is home to help you carry in the groceries.

5. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

6. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first
20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn
around to go and get it.

7. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

8. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

10. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

11. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

12. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

13. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

I Remain,
Pastor Steve

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